Ist been too long sinceder last katalog for der discernische purchasinkz bongoheddzenz!
On mit der schow!
DER PONGENFUTT KLOGFITTEN
* Nicht touchen der cheezyfutten
* Backscratchen
* Towelpickenuppen
DER KINDER SCHOKKEN-KOLLAR
* Zappen zer brattzen
* Pease unt trankuil
* Traumatischen guarantee
DER JOKEN KATALOGUE
* Knokk-knokken
* Paddy Irishmann
* Paul Beatle mit zer wooden leg fraulein
Karl-Heinz: "Hey Horst!"
Horst: "Ja?"
Karl-Heinz: "Knokk-knokk!"
Horst: "Achtung! Vast ist dere?"
Karl-Heinz: "Ist Boo!"
Horst: "Boo Who?"
Karl-Heinz: "Aha! Du bist all emotischen! Big frauleinz blousen!"
[pause]
Horst: "Aaaaaah, dast ist humorische!"
DER KUNNILINKUS STRAPPENHEADLITE
* Illuminische
* Strappenhead simpl fitten
* Pinpointen der poontangen in der pitchdarken
DER TEVION LADYSHAVE MIT MP3 MUSICHEN
* Stereofonik choonzen
* Plucken der whiskerenz auf der chinzische
* Frei musiken mit der player: "Theme from Grizzle Adamz" mit Thom Pace; "Monto" mit zer Dubliners
DER TOILET GLU
* Forder praktikalische jokeren
* Stuck der rumpen onder schitter mit neu "ARSEWELD" technologische
* Laffenholzoff auschide der bogdoor
DER ROBOLOO 3000
* Sterilische
* Trotts off mit der full load for der dumpen in der ditschen
* Sproing-loaden
Heidi: "Ich liebe mein Roboloo!"
Roboloo: "Ah, danke Heidi"
Heide: "Hmmmm, may be Roboloo lookink a liddle flushed today?"
Roboloo: "Aaaah, dast ist classische Fraulein Heidi!"
Comments (13)
I laughed so much i needed a ROBOLOO 3000. Sproing-loaden or not.
Excellent!
Posted by Anchorman | June 1, 2007 1:26 AM
Posted on June 1, 2007 01:26
Holy fucking jaysus Nat!
Posted by Rusty | June 1, 2007 2:03 AM
Posted on June 1, 2007 02:03
Das ist awesomnen.
Posted by Rasher | June 1, 2007 10:00 AM
Posted on June 1, 2007 10:00
Herr Krautensalat - mit dis blogische, you ühre kausink us to sojle ür keks mit laffterische.
Posted by GerryOS | June 1, 2007 11:41 AM
Posted on June 1, 2007 11:41
mp3 ladyshave, hahahahahahahha. Thats really fuckn great
Posted by manuel | June 2, 2007 1:02 PM
Posted on June 2, 2007 13:02
Absoluten Brillianz
Posted by Ap | June 7, 2007 2:46 PM
Posted on June 7, 2007 14:46
Seidsplittendenhansoferheels hilfloslaffenden, mensch. Was fur wunderbare fotos. Ich vant mehr bitte.
Posted by Tumbletoes | June 7, 2007 5:04 PM
Posted on June 7, 2007 17:04
Genius. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!!
Shopping in Lidl in my home town is like shopping in a coffin store! All quiet - no musak at all!
Posted by madmaggie | June 7, 2007 5:55 PM
Posted on June 7, 2007 17:55
I've never laughed so much at a website in my life. Seriously.
Du ist uber-funnie har har.
Posted by Holy Jaysus's Mother Mary | June 7, 2007 7:41 PM
Posted on June 7, 2007 19:41
Ich mochte ein schwarzwalder Kirschtorte.
Posted by TOB | June 11, 2007 11:48 AM
Posted on June 11, 2007 11:48
das ist das hund bollix
Posted by Anonymous | July 3, 2007 8:55 AM
Posted on July 3, 2007 08:55
Bullshit
Posted by Knobbie | July 5, 2007 2:47 PM
Posted on July 5, 2007 14:47
Class! My pants are wet.
Posted by Anonymous | February 8, 2008 9:19 PM
Posted on February 8, 2008 21:19